Chicago Portfolio School would like to introduce one of our newest bloggers, Jon Podulka – 3rd Quarter Copywriter. If this piece is any indication of how hilarious his future postings will be, I foresee us all LOL-ing throughout the Winter Quarter.
Without further adieu, here is a peak into Jon’s innermost thoughts in his piece titled, “Diary of an Aspiring Copywriter”.
Diary of an Aspiring Copywriter
End of Quarter Party
12/16/2014 - It’s me again, and boy am I nervous. CPS is throwing an end of quarter party this Thursday, and I just don’t know what to expect. Will I overdress? Will I find true love? Does true love really exist, or is romance just a human construct used to explain biochemical reactions and synaptic transmissions? Ugh, my brain hurts… I hope they have a cheese plate.
I can’t believe I’m already six months into - and halfway through - portfolio school. It seems like only yesterday that I was struggling to write a concept statement. It’s actually been over a week! Now, if I can just figure out how to push it (or even what “it” is), I think I’ll be in a pretty good place. Maybe Salt-N-Pepa were copywriters before they became songstresses.
Anyway, there are only a few classes left before the big party and everything should go smoothly. On the one hand, I hope to get a good critique before our winter break. But really, I just hope I don’t call any of my instructors “Mom” again. Thanks for listening again Diary.